
Boy, I only come up to this guy's shoulders. |

What?? Could have sworn they said, "Get on the red boat." |

Quick, look to the left and they'll think one of THEM has gas! |

Oh cool! My room number is the square of 91.48223871331527. |

Scuse me...scuse me! Do I go also even though they yell MAN
overboard?? |

Forget it. No way I'm gunna be seen wearing something THAT color.
I'll just do the dog paddle. |

Ahhhhhh, the smell of the salt water, the smell of the fresh
air...the SMELL of those sneakers! |

Maybe if I wear shades they won't recognize me by my nose. |

Whose idea was this anyway? I've been throwing up ever since we
left the dock. |

What me? Bring marijuana onboard from Jamaica in a black bag on my
back? Not me! |

Hey look! There's Larry waving from the 15th window over on the 6th
deck. |

See, see, you know it's a boy if you feel the...ahhhhhhh.....
thingy. |

Did anyone know this is what the brochure meant when they said we
could horse around in the
water?? |

Having read the top 5 books on Oprah's best seller list, I may now
have time for the pool. |

Sorry kid, they don't build piņata real big on a cruise ship. |

Just a minute, it goes faster after I install some new batteries. |

Ahhhhh my lovely white towel, left me caress every roll and fold. |

Two guide dogs meet a real rock hound. |

Stop it! Stop it! I told you NOT to tickle me on THAT part of my
flippers. |

OK folks, I found these two trying to take over the bridge and
steer us to Disney Land. |

Plan on joining us in 2009 for our next cruise.
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